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|Sunday, February 11th, 2007|
|When Tributes go Horribly, Horribly Awry
The occasional entry of such wretched, distilled crap
makes me wonder what marvelous technology such "authors" possessed that allowed them to translate That What Which Came Out Their Asses into binary format for the world to see, and how they manage to reproduce the lingering feeling of uncleanliness so perfectly
. I mean, I hate repeating the old "what
fandom did you say you were writing for?" over and over, but it's only possible explanation I can come up with to explain why someone who, by all appearances, has been writing in the Jak and Daxter fandom for two years, and still writes this tripe so seriously
The recent uploading of some crap where Jak sobbed his eyes out was apparently the second part, and made me recall the first, and why I just hated
it.Title: Goodbye!Author: Mysterious Angel-05Plot:
SWEET JESUS CHRISTMAS MY EYESWriting:
the garmmer waz goodAggro Generated by Being the Longest-Running Female Character in the Series:
+10,000,000,000( Episode 7.0: How about next time, when you write Suicidal!Keira, you not project your own SHITTY beliefs of how utterly fucking USELESS a woman is without a man to dick her, huh? It's a burden on my SOUL that you have internet access at ALL.Collapse ) Current Mood: SPARTAAAAA
|Monday, January 29th, 2007|
|Saturday, November 25th, 2006|
|Torn hates you and wants to defenestrate you. :D
The only things on the front page of FF.Net today were OC-centric, which wouldn't be so bad if this section wasn't so full of the Godly Mary Sues, so today I shall procrastinate on physiology to bring you... two small ficbashes! One of them is even organized by chapter! Sort of a "two halves equals one" deal, with a common theme of "how thoroughly can we make our readers despise Torn?"
Finals are less than a month away, hwomg.Title: Oblivion's GripAuthor: EmptyHeartPlot:
2/5 (Torn's quit the FG for some reason, and stuff happens in an orderly, profoundly linear, point-by-point fashion.)Characterization:
-20,000/5 (Jesus Christ, did you play the same games I did? Was there something about Torn that just screamed "kick my ego in the balls, Goddamnit!" that I missed? And you lose for making everyone stand around like stumps. Everyone
1/5 (Minor typos, egregious mechanical errors, but it was less exciting than an empty anchovie tin. At least the tin can be thrown at people. Also, where did this take place, again?)( Episode 6.0: Just look AROUND you, you idiot. It's called 'The Environment'Collapse )( Or, 'Why it's good to know where the nearest rock is when Torn decides to level a pistol at your face.'Collapse ) Current Mood: I just want to throttle you
|Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006|
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHTHAVE FUN WITH US LOLZ 8D
Edit: Crah-zeeOtselwhatistis deleted the thread. BUT! I have it allllll saved. :3 Current Mood: i culdnt heer wat
|Monday, July 31st, 2006|
|Saturday, July 22nd, 2006|
|Sunday, June 25th, 2006|
I update for the joy and goodness of updating from Krin's house. 8D
^ Her house will kill you. It will.
Krin's little sister Nuke: *comes upstairs and invades Krin territory* Krinnn... daddy's really mad at me...
Krin: Did you annoy him? *pointed stare*
Nuke: Hey! ...I hit my head and made another dent in the wall. Again.
Krin: ...again?! Current Mood: hungry
|Saturday, June 17th, 2006|
Just calling in to say that I'll be gone aaaaall next week, away from all internet connections by family tradition.
In other news:
LOLOOOO @ KSILEBO Current Mood: hungry
|Monday, June 5th, 2006|
I hate you, Tierra
you, you and your easily-acquired remakes of KQ. ;__;
Er. Yes. Ficbash, right.
There exist some stories whose authors have such an innate grasp of language and the human condition that they can convey, through the manipulation of text and cultural innuendo, a detailed vision of a world in motion to their readers.
If you've been following this journal at all, you should know by now that today's feature will be the complete antithesis of those mentioned above.
TITLE: Jak and the Animorphs
PLOT: 1/5 (well, it was there
, I think. At the beginning.)
CHARACTERIZATION: What? No. You lie.
WRITING: 2/5 (the only thing it has going for it is that the mechanics were mostly good.)
FLESH-EATING WORMS OF DEATH: -9999/5 (They were on a planet that's home to gigantic, ravenous centipedes! Where were
they, dammit?)( A quick and dirty intro to all things relevant in the Animorphs universe.Collapse )( Episode 5.0: The Ellimists are furry, obviously.Collapse )
I feel the need to sum up this fic in essence, using choice quotes:Jak woke up and found himself in a new place. “Shit!”
“Huh?” Jak asked, not leaving.
“Uh guys…We’re all gonna die! Yeeagh!” Jak screamed.
Yes. Yes you are, or worse. Have fun with that; it will happen in new and exciting ways, thanks to your author. Note to self: search for Invader Zim transcripts when next you regain consciousness. Current Mood: garrr
|Saturday, May 27th, 2006|
|Wednesday, May 17th, 2006|
| First ten people to comment on this journal shall recieve a (100 word) drabble of their choosing. Post all fandoms in which you are willing to write. Your friends can pick a relationship, a story arc, a missing scene, or pretty much anything they want, unless the author has previously mentioned that they will not write it. They comment with what they want, and you write drabbles and post it in your LiveJournal.
Fandoms I'll write for:
Jak and Daxter
Prince of Persia(SoT, WW, T2T)
Phoenix Wright(First game, english)
Panzer Dragoon Orta Current Mood: Incubus!Guitars
|Friday, May 5th, 2006|
| HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, MIS AMIGOS!
Current Mood: squirrelly rage!
|Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006|
|Saturday, April 29th, 2006|
|I'm actually asleep. Really.
O-kay, finals are done! Which means a spring's worth of playing catch-up, since I couldn't get classes. They were actually kinda easy, if you don't count the physics. Damn you, physics. The best
part about all this is that I got summoned for jury duty for this Monday. It's a mix between "choose me choose me!!1!" and "by all that's holy, don't get me involved!"
And what with my dad sitting me down and telling me horror stories from articles about court cases and his experiences, well. Hm. I can't be pulling volunteer work for my state! I have, y'know, STUFF to do! XD Stuff that doesn't include me going up to Pontiac every day for a week, right. Current Mood: zzZZzz
|Wednesday, April 5th, 2006|
|How can I forget if you keep pulling shit like this?
Okay, guys. I know EnviousLust is a beaten horse right now, but I just have to share the e-drama. Money can't possibly bring this kind of entertainment
unless Jon Stewart is involved
:( you've never heard of CSkerro4es?! ohmegosh!!! shes like the crueest bitch in the world!Collapse )
Christ, Envy. You're such a yellow-bellied dingbat. Someone calls you out on your mistakes (granted, they were on the scale of the Hindenburg, but still) and you run as fast as you can
into a brick wall
in the opposite direction. If you REALLY want something to HAPPEN, why don't you give my journal name and AIM name out in the middle of your sped-shul board?
It'll be fun, really. :D And it's rilly easy to do. Copy/Paste is your new messiah. Unless... wait. Is that why my spamming account has been swamped with new porn, now? That doesn't work as well as you think it does.ETA:
Surprise! "Mistress of Disguise's"
Yahoo IM is... *BING BING BING* The Silver Badger's! In case case it gets deleted:firstname.lastname@example.org Current Mood: CALIFORNIA SHOW YOUR TEETH
|Saturday, April 1st, 2006|
|What was that date, again?
Wellwell. I shouldn't be all that surprised that EnviousLust/SilverBadger is pulling death
har, "Aeris" is under there, which leads to "greek" but really leads to... someplace different, and then leads to "adolf hitler" then "grammar nazis" and THEN... I'm suddenly at "you're/your".
on her online "friends" and taking up a new persona. If this isn't an organized spoof between two or more people to hide their tracks (just a spoof by EL), I think I might feel sorry for those poor saps who consider Envy their "friend" but were left out of the loop.
I AM surprised by the timing of this escapade, though. Truly, the date-event coincidence is worthy of HARGLA WOT LAWLZ U SUK.( Oh that's right!Collapse )
Links for your amusement and education:Love the Gord; fear the Gord.Japos are a dangerous business.THE map of THE internet.
I should have included this in my paper last year. HEH.Common Latin phrases and abbreviations.A VERY nice online guide to English grammar and writing.RhymeZone:
Rhyming dictionary and thesaurus: rhymes, near rhymes, homophones synonyms, and semantic siblings of English words.Spanish grammar exercises for that special brand of e-tard.
And last but definitely not least:The Phrontistery
: Spreading the "joy of the English language", indeed. :D
ETA: E Nomine - Zorn Die 12 Verbotenen Töne Current Mood: Apr1 should be on a weekday...
|Saturday, March 25th, 2006|
|Since I'm not allowed to PM EL/SB anymore...
...and I really want to make sure it gets this, for the following reason:My friend Leentjes, the manager of fragland's wife, says if you dont stop she'll take this into her own hands. Just so you know.You have received a private message from:
penname: The Silver Badger
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1001520/( The next day: Oh Oh! Yes! Report me to someone who can't do anything! Please!Collapse )
PS TO EL/SB: You walk like a duck and have a turkey-gobble hanging off your neck. Send me hate-mail from the higher-uppers at NDI, plzkthx!
. Yeah, you suuuure look like a reputable site, there. Current Mood: Going to see "V" todayyyy
|Friday, March 24th, 2006|
|THE WINNING COMBO
Okayokay, here're the PMs I've gotten from Those Guiz
. Somebody might get a kick out of them. XD
THE BEST IS HERE
. READ IT.
Their lines are in italicized text
Mine are in regular text.ETA:
I thought it would be a good idea to add what set this lulcow off. I don't have copies of these, so I must paraphrase and go from memory.
First FF.Net PM, from me to "The Silver Badger": Are you and Enviouslust over on Fragland one and the same?
Second FF.Net PM, from it to me: Yes. Why do you ask?
Third FF.Net PM, from me to it: Oh, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't accusing the wrong person. Because, you're really fucking retarded if you think you can impersonate a programmer from NDI, and only fucking retards would believe you. :D
1) You write like shit.
2) Your friends write like shit.
3) You could at least pretend to send GOOD fanfiction to NDI to be read, not the shit at the bottom of the barrel.( EnviousLust/SilverBadger's EntreatyCollapse )
***( GoodMorningBeautiful2005's ThreatCollapse )
***( Wierd one 99999/Magras' ThreatCollapse )
***( SilverEyes18's ThreatCollapse )
***( Moon-Angel-Eyes's ThreatCollapse )If I may point out something...
SHIT IT'S THE SOCKPUPPET MAFIA BECAUSE SOMEHOW SOMEONE WILL BE MORE INFLUENTIAL IN PLAGUES
So, GMB. Anything you want to confess? Is this where your "popularity" stems from?
Ahaha, shit, you mean I wasn't supposed to point that out to people?
Hm. I guess that only means a grand total of two people came to EL's defense....
NOTE TO SELF: New project for the cold, black, dead depths of my Red-Commie heart! Find and compare GMB, SE18, and MAE's reviews/fanfictions for similarities. Assume guilt if one or more of said names or their stories disappear from FF.Net.
***( Yet another poorly-formatted PM from Wierd One 99999, whose only paragraph break was no doubt a mistake.Collapse )
***( Magras' AIM convoCollapse )
***( A MUST READ!!1!!monkey!Collapse )
If you want a copy of these PMs, in unMST-ed format, just ask.
Oh em gee, the PMs just keep COMING. DX And still misspelled! From the same three people! With no proof any of what is being said is true!
Maybe I should bold that last statement.With no proof any of what is being said is true.
Key point. That's why it's being bolded.
ETA: And the cat came back/The very next day... Current Mood: I R CYNICAL C ME RAWR
|Wednesday, March 8th, 2006|
|I'm not dead! 8D
For your viewing pleasure:
CSkerries: and watching General Sephiroth slice the stuffing out of Wimpy Key-Boy, despite the fact that I tried so hard to keep him from getting diced, that was the WIN
goosiejay: did you do the run around and scream technique. Works wonders in all DMC games.
goosiejay: I loved that Dante was so quick. :3 and he had those super jumps
CSkerries: Key-Boy was the opposite of AGILITY
goosiejay: Tried it in Jak and died.
goosiejay: Jak's too slow
CSkerries: Jak seriously needs a strafing mode.
CSkerries: he can do all those fancy jumps and swing from poles and shit, but doing a simple side-step trips him up? what?
CSkerries: Sig: No, man. It's really easy. Just WATCH my feet and do what I do. /does a demonstrating couple of sidesteps/ Can you do that THIS time??
Jak: Okay, looks easy. :9 /falls flat ON HIS FACE/
Sig: Must... suppress... burning rage... DX
goosiejay: awww... he [tried]. :<
goosiejay: Jak: yeah. c__c
CSkerries: Sig: NO, kid. That's the FIFTIETH time IN. A. ROW. You fucked this up. You're USELESS.
goosiejay: Jak: ;_____;
goosiejay: Jak: hold me.
CSkerries: Sig: .../ignores as best he can/
goosiejay: Jak: *sniffles*
goosiejay: Jak: *looks geninuely pathetic*
CSkerries: Sig: Maybe you shouldn't have bought those TWO LEFT FEET, then.
goosiejay: Jak: ... *flees in tears... trips... gets up and contiues fleeing*
goosiejay: Its just that he's not used to boots. Gawd. I would think that was obvious people.
CSkerries: Sig: /torn between laughing spitefully or feeling sorry for Damas, so he makes like a rock/
CSkerries: yeah, right. he's had those boots for a year, now.
goosiejay: Jak: *screechs* I have not! These are new!
CSkerries: Sig: o_____-
CSkerries: WAIT which eye was Siggo's fake eye, now? D:
Yeah, that's it. Fine, well, here
. Download yourself some pretty musics, hm? Or at least "Rise" and "Run Rabbit Junk". I love Origa
now; too bad the musics stores around here prolly don't carry her CDs. Alas.
Watchwatch GitS:SAT and GitS:SAT 2nd GIG
! :D :D Current Mood: too late too little sleep